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How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend by Gary Ghislain
How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend by Gary Ghislain






I walk away and lock myself in the bathroom. The policewoman sitting next to her jerks her handcuffs. She has moved her hair sideways, like she knew I was coming. I decide to make another round trip to the toilet. I’d say she’s about fifteen or sixteen, but she told Dad she’s three hundred twenty-five-that’s three hundred twenty-five years on her planet. I think she’s quite thin, too but it’s hard to tell because she’s wearing the oversize, worn-out jeans and sweater they give them at the juvenile detention center. Like something you’d really like to touch but that will probably bite.Ĩ. Regarding the eyes: I managed to see them when she blew her hair sideways to take a good look back at me.

How I Stole Johnny Depp

It’s curly and messy, and she keeps hiding her eyes behind it.Ħ. Here’s the extra data I’ve gathered during my expeditions:ĥ. I’ve been passing by Dad’s office again and again, pretending to go to the bathroom but really trying to get a good look at her through the open door.

How I Stole Johnny Depp

Which makes it that much more interesting when she says she’s from outer space. They couldn’t find her relatives, or any sign of a past, or anyone who knew her-like she had just fallen from the sky. She resisted arrest and sent two security guys to the hospital with concussions and a few broken bones.Ĥ. She was scantily dressed in some sort of…let me see… futuristic fetish outfit.ģ. They caught her stealing food in a supermarket just outside Paris.Ģ. There are a few things everybody knows about Zelda:ġ. Personally, I rate the book Middle-Grade and up. The book contains smoking, wine-drinking (even while driving) and suggestive sexual interaction. The author is Parisian-American and due to this my warning to some parents is a note on acceptable cultural differences. A wild, funny and meaningful ride for MGs and YAs.

How I Stole Johnny Depp

I enjoyed the fast-paced, high-quality writing and would read this author again. Whilst the odd involvement of Johnny Depp is a story grabber and all three main characters, Frog, Malou and Zelda bloom and grow throughout the story. These types of boy/girl fantasies are quite the norm, but this one does provide uniqueness with it's setting in the Parisian countryside of France and the capital city itself. Lots of laughs, a whirlwind of action and blooming romance. The unique plot involves a visiting alien whom a step-brother/sister duo tries to help whilst risking their own lives and sanity in the process. I wish I hadn't taken so long to get around to reading it. I was completely smitten with this book for middle-graders.








How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend by Gary Ghislain